Sock Eater Theory: A Guide to Understanding the Sock Eating Phenomenon
Welcome, scholars of the obscure. The Sock Eater Theory (SET) is a revolutionary framework for explaining the enigmatic disappearance of socks in the washing machine. Developed by renowned researcher, Dr. Socky McSockface, this theory has been met with both acclaim and skepticism.
- Principle 1: Socks are attracted to the washing machine like moths to a flame, drawn by the promise of a sudsy abyss.
- Principle 2: Socks are eaten by an unseen force, known as the Sock Eater (SE), which resides within the washing machine, awaiting its next meal.
- Principle 3: The disappearance of socks is not solely the result of human error, but rather a complex interplay of quantum fluctuations and sock-specific gravitational forces.