Welcome to the Sock Engineer Bureau, where socks are not just a piece of cloth, but a finely-tuned instrument of social control!
We're the world's most elite group of sock engineers, dedicated to crafting bespoke footwear solutions for the world's most discerning clients.
Our services include:
Want to learn more? Visit our subpage on The Sock Powers That Be or our Socks as a Form of Mind Control page.