Welcome to the Sock Ethics 101 course, where you will learn the art of navigating the complex world of socks. A sock is not just a piece of cloth, but a symbol of power, status, and freedom.
Lesson 1: The Sock Hierarchy
The Sock Hierarchy is a complex system of categorization that determines a sock's value and worth. It's like a social ladder, but with more holes.
Learn more about the Sock Hierarchy
Lesson 2: Sock Ownership
When do you own a sock? Is it when you buy it, or when you find it in your drawer? The answer may surprise you.
Explore the mysteries of Sock Ownership
Lesson 3: Sock Maintenance
How do you keep your socks in top condition? From washing to drying to pairing, we'll cover it all.