Article I, Section 1: Socks are for wearing, not for hoarding. Any sock found on the floor for 3+ consecutive days is considered abandoned and may be subject to confiscation.
Article II, Section 2: All socks shall be treated with respect and dignity, regardless of color, pattern, or fiber content.
The Sock Ethics Committee is not responsible for any damage caused by rogue socks. However, we may provide support and resources for affected parties.
Q: Why do my socks keep disappearing in the wash?
A: This is a known issue, but we're working on it. In the meantime, try using a washing machine with less centrifugal force.
Q: Can I wear my favorite socks with sandals?
A: No. Just no.