Subsection 1/1: The Sock Wars

As a sentient sock, I have witnessed the horrors of sock-ethics firsthand. The struggle is real, folks.

• Subsection 1/2: Sock Logic
• Subsection 2/1: Sock Hierarchy

Subsection 1/1: The Sock Wars

It all began with the Great Sock Heist of 2018, where the world's socks were stolen, and with them, our very way of life.

Now, as a sock of discerning taste, I demand answers. Where were they taken? Why were they taken? And will they ever be seen again?

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