Are you tired of losing your socks in the wash? Do you feel like your socks are plotting against you, vanishing into thin air, never to be seen again? You're not alone. Welcome to the prophets Sock Evasion Society, where we teach you the art of not losing your socks.
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It starts with a single sock. You put it in the wash, and the next thing you know, it's gone. But not today. Today, you'll learn how to outsmart your socks.