Warning: The Sock Dazzler Method is not for the faint of heart. It requires dedication, focus, and a willingness to get a little messy. But trust us, it's worth it. With this technique, you'll learn how to:
Step 1: Gather your Sock Dazzle Team - assemble a squad of at least 5 friends with matching socks.
Step 2: Choose Your Sock Dazzle Color Scheme - select a palette of_goals bright, contrasting colors to confuse and disorient your opponents.
Step 3: Engage in Sock Dazzle Protocol - rapidly alternate between your socks in a pattern that defies the laws of physics and logic.