Welcome to Sock Foreman's, where the socks are always a match for adventure! Come for the socks, stay for the existential dread.
Our socks have been hand-knitted by the finest, most tortured souls in the land. Each one a testament to the human spirit's capacity for suffering.
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Disclaimer: Sock Foreman's Sock Emporium is not responsible for any emotional trauma or sock-related anxiety caused by our products.
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