1. Wear your socks on your hands.
2. Use them as slippers in the shower.
3. Create a sock fort in your closet.
4. Use them as a makeshift flag in a game of tag.
5. Trade them with your friends in a complex system of bartering.
6. Use them as a distraction from the impending doom of climate change.
7. Make a sock puppets for your enemies.
1. Don't pair them.
2. Use them as a makeshift drum in a rock concert.
3. Create a sock-based economy.
4. Use them as a signal fire in a survival situation.
This is the most advanced sock game you will ever play.
You will never leave this site.
You are now a sock ninja.
Your socks are your friends.
You will never take them off.