Welcome, fellow misfits, to the most elite group of sock enthusiasts in the land! We're not just any ordinary sock squad, we're the ones who wear our socks with pride and our pants with shame.
We've got the most radical sock designs, from tie-dye masterpieces to argyle abominations. Our socks are so bold, they're like wearing a different personality with each foot.
Join us, and together we'll make a statement with our socks, and maybe, just maybe, we'll make a fashion statement. Who knows, we might just start a sockpocalypse.
Socks Against the Machine: Our Fight Against Ankle Sock Conformity