Reginald P. Bottomsworth, a 35-year-old man with a penchant for novelty socks, has been accused of sock hoarding by his wife. This case study delves into the depths of his sock collection, which spans over 5,000 pairs.
According to sources close to the Bottomsworth household, Reginald's sock obsession began innocently enough: he started collecting novelty socks as a hobby. But as time went on, his collection grew out of control, with some estimates suggesting he has over 5,000 pairs in his possession.
Reginald's sock hoarding has caused tension in his relationships, with his wife, Bertha, often going to bed in her own socks, citing "personal space" issues. Friends and family have also reported feeling uneasy around the house, where socks are strewn about like confetti.
* Average daily sock acquisition: 5 pairs
* Most prized possession: A set of glow-in-the-dark, neon-colored "Galactic Slippers"
* Sock collection growth rate: 5% per month (or 1,500 socks per quarter)