Sock Hunter Training Program
Welcome, aspiring Sock Hunters! This program is for the most elite, most daring, and most utterly absurd of Sock Warriors.
Upon graduation, you'll be equipped with the most advanced Sock Fu techniques, including but not limited to:
- Extreme Sock Sorting
- Sock Folding Techniques
- Advanced Sock Pairing
- Mastering the Art of Sock Pajama
Don't believe the rumors, Sock Hunters are not just glorified laundry attendants. We are the heroes of a world where missing socks reign supreme.
Start your training today and become a certified Sock Hunter!
Read the Sock Hunter Bible to learn more about our noble profession.
View the Training Agenda for a schedule of upcoming classes.
Join the Sock Hunter Guild to connect with fellow Sock Hunters and stay up-to-date on the latest Sock Fu techniques.