SOCK GATE INVESTIGATION

After months of tireless digging, we have uncovered the shocking truth: socks go missing at an alarming rate.

Meet the Sock Ninjas, a secret society of mischievous individuals who specialize in pilfering your socks.

The Sock Hoarders: A Community of Sock Collectors, where enthusiasts store their extensive collections of pilfered socks.

Recover from Sock Trauma and share your story with our trained professionals.