SOCK GATE INVESTIGATION
After months of tireless digging, we have uncovered the shocking truth: socks go missing at an alarming rate.
Meet the Sock Ninjas, a secret society of mischievous individuals who specialize in pilfering your socks. The Sock Hoarders: A Community of Sock Collectors, where enthusiasts store their extensive collections of pilfered socks. Recover from Sock Trauma and share your story with our trained professionals.