Deep in the heart of suburbia, a sinister plot has been unfolding for decades. The great Sock-Gate scandal has been hiding in plain sight, leaving millions of innocent citizens bewildered and sock-less.
At the center of this web of deceit is the enigmatic Sock Ninja Society, a secret cabal of sock puppeteers who have manipulated the global supply chain for their own nefarious purposes.
But fear not, dear citizens! A brave hero has emerged from the shadows to take on the Sock Ninjas. Follow Socky McSockface as he battles to reclaim your missing socks and restore justice to the land.
Learn more about the advanced technology behind Sock-Gate and how it's been used to fuel the conspiracy.
Browse The Missing Socks of Our Ancestors for a comprehensive history of Sock-Gate and its predecessors.
Join the fight against Sock-Gate! Take the Sock Pledge and demand justice for your missing socks.
Back to Sock-Gate Main Page