Sock-Gate Phase 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

By order of the Sock Overlord, all citizens are required to report any missing socks to the Sock-Guardians for immediate processing and possible re-pairing.

But what if you're not a citizen? What if you're a rogue sock smuggler, hiding your pilfered pilfering in a secret underground lair?

Read on to learn more about the Sock-Gate scandal and how it affects you.

Phase 2: The Sock-Gate Investigation

The Sock-Gate Phase 1 Report

By Sock-Guardian, Jane Doe

Sock-Gate Phase 1 was the first recorded incident of mass sock disappearance. It occurred on January 1, 2023, in the early hours of the morning. Reports began flooding in of missing socks, with some even alleging a sinister plot to steal all the world's socks and sell them on the black market.

			January 1, 2023, 04:00 AM
			Sock-Guardian HQ receives first report of missing socks
			Initial investigation reveals 500 reported cases
		

Further investigation revealed that the missing socks all belonged to a single, rogue sock-smuggling operation.

Learn more about the Sock-Smuggling Ring

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Disclaimer: This is just a fictional Sock-Gate scandal. Don't try this at home.