We are an elite group of individuals who have taken the art of sock-wearing to new heights. Our motto? "To boldly go where no one has gone before: on the feet of the unwary."
Our society has been secretly infiltrating the world of fashion for decades, manipulating the sock industry from the shadows. But now, we're here to show the world what we've been working towards: a world where socks are more than just something you wear on your feet.
Join us, and together we'll revolutionize the world, one sock at a time.
Learn more about our Sock-Gate scandal
It's a secret that's been hidden for too long: Sock Ninjas have been secretly controlling the world's sock supply for years. But our cover was blown when we accidentally sent 500,000 pairs of neon green polka-dot socks to every world leader's sock drawer.
We're currently on the run from the International Sock Council (ISC), but we won't go down without a fight.