Sock-Gate is a mysterious and sinister organization that seeks to manipulate world events through the use of missing socks.

Our Mission

To rid the world of singletons, one sock at a time.

Our Methods

We infiltrate laundry rooms, swap out single socks for their matching partners, and watch as our carefully crafted schemes unfold.

Our Enemies

Those who dare to do their laundry in the dark, and those who use those pesky mesh bags.

Our Allies

The Sock Puppeteers, our shadowy brethren who seek to control the sock-puppet population.

Join Us

Want to join the Sock-Gate conspiracy? Send us your single socks and we'll take care of the rest.