From the misty mountains of Sockland, where the air is crisp and the socks are plentiful, comes our tale of Sock Gnome, the Lord of the Missing Socks.
Sock Gnome is a mystical creature, feared and revered by all who dwell in the land of the missing socks.
Legend has it that Sock Gnome was born from the tears of a thousand lost socks, forged in the fires of the washing machine, and imbued with the spirit of mischief and mayhem.
Sock Gnome's domain stretches far and wide, from the land of the missing socks to the depths of the washing machine, where the brave and the foolhardy dare to tread.
His lair, hidden deep beneath the couch, is a marvel of Sock Gnome's cunning, a place of darkness and wonder, where the lost socks are said to be kept.
But beware, traveler, for Sock Gnome is a creature not to be trifled with. He is a master of the missing socks, and his wrath is not to be underestimated.
Visit the Sock Gnome's Lair to see the wonders of the missing socks for yourself.
Or, if you dare, take the Quest for the Missing Socks and see if you can retrieve one of the elusive missing socks.