The Sock Goblin's Guide to Sock Sorcery
Warning: Sock sorcery is not for the faint of heart. It requires great skill, great patience, and a willingness to sacrifice your favorite socks. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Step 1: Gather your materials.
Step 2: Perform the ancient ritual of Sock Folding.
Step 3: Call upon the power of the Sock Goblin.