Sock Goblin Horde
Join the Sock Goblin Horde, a league of mischievous sock thieves and collectors.
Our motto: "Stealing your socks, one pair at a time."
We're a secretive organization of goblins who infiltrate homes, schools, and laundromats to steal socks. Our methods are unorthodox, our motives are sinister, and our socks are always in demand.
Want to join us? Apply here: Sock Goblin Application
Or, if you're already one of us: Check your Sock Goblin Ranking