Sock Goblin Schemes

A Collection of Dastardly Deeds

Here at Sock Goblin Schemes, we specialize in creating the most diabolical plots, schemes, and cons the world has ever seen. Our team of expert goblins has been perfecting the art of sock-based villainy for centuries.

From pilfering your favorite socks to selling you a timeshare in a non-existent timeshare resort, we've got it all. Our services include:

• Sock Napping (because who needs socks, anyway?)
• Sock Pilfering Techniques (advanced courses in the art of stealthy sock theft)
• Sock-based Mind Control (our most sinister plot yet!)

Don't be a victim of our schemes! Join us today and learn the art of being a master sock goblin.