Causes of Sock Loss
It's not just you, it's not just us, it's the Sock Goblin Empire.
- The Sock Goblin Overlords have decreed that missing socks are a form of entertainment.
- The Sock Goblins are secretly training for Sock-nadoes.
- The washing machine ate them. (We think).
Sock Goblins at Work
Meet some of our expert Sock Goblin operatives in action:
Sock Goblin #1: "Socky" McSockerson
Specializing in Sock-ninja tactics and Sock-jitsu.
Learn more about Socky's exploits.Sock Goblin #2: "Socksalot" the Unstoppable
Master of Sock-chemy and Sock-nomics.
Read about Socksalot's adventures.