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A Brief History of the Most Epic of Thieves

Legend has it that in the depths of the Sock Drawer, a secret society of goblins emerged, with a passion for pilfering the world's most prized socks. Led by the cunning and charismatic King Gripstrip, these goblins honed their craft, evolving into the most feared (and revered) thieves the world has ever known.

Notable Feats:

• The Great Sock Heist of '07: Stole 100 pairs of matching argyles from a unsuspecting tourist
• Operation: Fuzzy Slippers - infiltrated the world's largest knitting factory, making off with thousands of fuzzy socks
• Socknapped the Queen's favorite Louboutins, sparking a diplomatic crisis between the Sock Goblins and the Royal Sock Council

Subpages:

• The Sock Heists: A Timeline
• Socky Lore: Myths and Legends
• The King's Reign: A Biography of King Gripstrip