Behold, mortal, the mighty sock gods who rule over the realm of footwear.
Learn about Omega, the Sock God of Infinite Toe Space Pledge allegiance to Alpha, the Sock God of Sartorial Splendor Discover the mystical realm of Zeta, the Sock God of Unseen Patterns Join the secret society of Beta, the Sock God of Unconventional Fashion Worship at the altar of Gamma, the Sock God of Mathematical Precision