Sock Grief Therapy

Welcome to Sock Grief Therapy, where we help you process the trauma of losing your favorite socks in the wash.

Our expert therapists will guide you through the five stages of sock grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance.

Don't let sock loss get you down! Come on down and let us help you heal.

Sock Denial is where it all starts.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Sock Bargaining.

We also offer Sock Depression Support Group for those who are really struggling.

And, for the more... unusual cases, Sock Acceptance might be just what you need.