SOCK GUERRILLA WAR

Principles of Sock Guerrilla Warfare

1. Gather an arsenal of socks.

2. Launch a surprise attack on your enemy's laundry basket.

3. Employ advanced tactics, such as:

• Sock-n-Switch (quickly switching from one sock to the next)
• Twin-Sock Takedown (attacking with two socks at once)
• Sock-Sniping (luring enemy socks into a false sense of security)

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