Step 1: Gather Socks
Start by accumulating a vast collection of socks. This may involve stealing them from family members, buying them in bulk, or raiding the local thrift store. Be warned: this step may take months or years to complete.
- Steal socks from family members (highly recommended)
- Buy socks in bulk (at least 500 per month)
- Raid local thrift stores (for that one perfect argyle)