SOCK HACKING 101: The Dark Side of the Loop

Warning: Proceed with Caution

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damage to your footwear

Sock Hacking is the art of manipulating socks into doing your bidding. But beware, for the consequences are dire:

• Excessive sock-hacking can lead to: Sock-astrophe, Sock-nami, and Sock-astrophic failure
• Unintentional sock-hacking can result in: Sock-astrophic burns, Sock-nal damage, and Sock-astrophic embarrassment
• Professional sock-hackers risk: Sock-related injuries, Sock-nal trauma, and Sock-astrophic lawsuits

But fear not, dear reader, for there's a light at the end of the sock tunnel. Learn to master the ancient art of Sock Hacking, and you too can:

• Control the fate of your socks with an iron fist
• Confound your foes with an arsenal of Sock-Grenades
• Unleash the true power of the Sock-Sphere

Subpages:

• Sock Hacking Basics: The Sock-Essential Guide
• Sock Hacking Advanced: The Sock-Extrapolations
• Sock Hacking Theory: The Sock-ontology