Sock Hacking 101: The Art of Sock Liberation

Lesson 1: The Sock Hacking Manifesto

Welcome, aspiring sock hackers, to the world of Sock Hacking 101! This course is designed to teach you the fundamentals of Sock Liberation, a discipline that requires patience, persistence, and a healthy dose of mischief.

As a student of Sock Hacking, you will learn how to:

Identify the perfect socks-to-washing-machine ratio
Employ advanced sock folding techniques for maximum efficiency
Develop a keen sense of smell to detect hidden sock stains
Master the art of sock juggling for optimal laundry room ergonomics

Sock Hacking Gotchas

Next Lesson: Folding for Fun and Profit

Note: The "Sock Hacking Gotchas" page would contain humorous and satirical content about common misconceptions and myths in Sock Hacking, while the "Folding for Fun and Profit" page would dive deeper into the art of folding socks in a fun and creative way.