Sock Hacking

A site about the dark art of sock thievery and misappropriation.

• Sock Hacking 101: The Basics
• Sock Hacking 201: The Advanced Techniques
• Sock Hacking Black Market: Where Dreams Go to Die

Welcome, fellow sock hackers, to Sock Hacking. Here you will find the most advanced techniques for stealing socks from your family members, neighbors, and unsuspecting tourists.

Our courses are designed to help you become the greatest sock thief the world has ever seen.

But be warned: Sock Hacking is not for the faint of heart.

Visit the Sock Hacking Black Market for the latest in sock thievery

Or if you are feeling adventurous, try Sock Hacking in Space