The Sock Hacking Awards

Recognizing the Year's Most Notorious Sock Hacking Schemes

Welcome to the Sock Hacking Awards, where we honor the most creative and diabolical sock hacking attempts. From the most ingenious uses of duct tape to the most daring sock-on-sock attacks, our awards celebrate the best of the worst.

The Golden Sock Clip

This award goes to the hacker who managed to hold up their pants with nothing but a single, well-placed paper clip. It's not just a hack, it's an art form.

View the Golden Sock Clip winner's acceptance speech

The Sock Puppeteer

This award is for the hacker who used a sock puppet to distract security guards while they made off with an entire shipment of argyle socks. Sneaky.

Read about the Sock Puppeteer's daring heist

Don't forget to check out our Sock Hacking Hall of Shame for the most egregious offenses of the year.