SOCK HACKING GUERRILLA

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE ENTERED THE SOCIETY OF ELITE Sock HACKERS

BECAUSE ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE MASTERED THE FINE ART OF Sock HACKING SHALL BE GRANTED ACCESS TO OUR SECRET SOCK LAIR

YOU WILL BE TAUGHT THE WAYS OF:

• THE ART OF STEALTHY Sock SLIPPERS
• THE SCIENCE OF Sock SABOTAGE
• THE ANCIENT ART OF Sock JUJUTSU