Sock Hacking 101: The Ultimate Guide to Liberation
By signing below, I, [Your Name], acknowledge that I am of sound mind and capable of making decisions about my sock collection, including but not limited to:
- Buying new socks without consulting a therapist;
- Wearing mismatched socks with pride;
- Prioritizing comfort over fashion;
- Engaging in extreme sock hoarding behavior;
Furthermore, I, [Your Name], understand that the following consequences may arise from my actions:
- Increased risk of getting stuck in a never-ending loop of laundry;
- Heightened risk of developing sock drawer anxiety disorder;
- Loss of social standing due to extreme sock- related eccentricity;
- Increased likelihood of getting lost in the wilderness due to excessive sock collecting.