Step 1: Locate the sock drawer of doom. It's hidden in the depths of your closet, guarded by the ferocious Laundry Monster.
Step 2: Identify the Sock's True Nature
Step 3: Merge Sock Pairs with Ease
Step 4: Sock-ify Your Wardrobe
Disclaimer: Sock Hacking is not for the faint of heart or those with fragile sock collections.