Sock Hacking 101: Advanced Sock Syntax

Warning: Sock Hacking is a Crime

But don't worry, we're not here to get you in trouble with the Sock Police. We're here to teach you how to hack your way to perfect sock drawer organization, using the art of Sock Syntax.

Sock Syntax 101

Sock Syntax is a powerful technique for arranging your socks in a harmonious and logical order. It's all about pairing, sorting, and categorizing your socks like a pro.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Sort by color.
2. Sort by pattern.
3. Sort by size.
4. Sort by material.

And that's it! With Sock Syntax, you'll be the envy of all your friends and family.

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