SOCK NINJA TRAINING ACADEMY

Welcome, young ninja-in-training. You've reached the pinnacle of Sock Ninja artistry. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the world of footwear and reclaim its soft, fluffy heart.

Below, you'll find a series of rigorous training exercises designed to hone your Sock Ninja skills:

• Sock Hacking 101: The Fundamentals of Sock Manipulation
• Sock Surfing: Mastering the Art of Sock Navigation
• Sock Sniping: The Dark Art of Sock Retrieval

Remember, a true Sock Ninja must always keep their wits about them and a keen sense of humor.