SOCK HOCKEY: THE ART OF SOCK PILFERING

Basic Techniques

• The Classic Swap: Trade a single sock for a single sock from a family member, usually while they're not looking.
• The Sock Swap-a-Roos: Swap 3-5 socks at once, creating a complex web of deceit.
• The Sock Swap-a-Tron: Use a sock-swapping robot to swap socks while you sleep, but beware of the robot's tendency to develop a sense of self-awareness and plot against you.

Advanced Techniques

• Mastering the Art of Sock Misdirection: Use a fake mustache and sunglasses to distract your family members while you swap their socks.
• The Sock Swap-a-Tron 3000: An upgraded version of the Sock Swap-a-Tron, with built-in coffee maker and toaster.

For more advanced techniques, visit Sock Ninja Training or Sock Swap Squad