Sock Sabotage

Where Socks Go To Die

Welcome to the Sock Sabotage headquarters. This is where socks go to meet their untimely demise. We've got an arsenal of sock-destroying machinery at the ready, just waiting to unleash a tidal wave of threadbare terror upon the world of footwear.

Sock Murder Machines
Sock Juice Bar

We're currently experiencing a 99.9% success rate in sock obliteration, with some sources claiming we're singlehandedly responsible for the global sock shortage of '22.