Our Store: Where Dreams Are Made to Come True

Located in a parallel universe, where the laws of physics are bent to accommodate our vast selection of Sock Hatespace Prophets' favorite merchandise.

Shop with us today and discover the infinite possibilities of the Sock Hatespace Prophets' universe!

Or, you know, just buy some socks. We have socks.

Galactic Conquest Socks

These socks will make you the conqueror of your favorite couch, or so our prophets claim.

Price: 12.99

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Interdimensional Transit Socks

For the Sock Hatespace Prophets who need to travel between dimensions in style.

Price: 15.99

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Time-Domain Socks

Because who needs a watch when you can just wear a sock that tells you it's time?

Price: 19.99

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