It's a well-known fact that socks have their own secret society, and they're always plotting to get away from us. The best way to prevent this is to store your socks in a secure, undisclosed location, like under the couch cushion or in a hidden compartment in the wall.
But don't just take our word for it, here's some expert opinion on the matter.
Some people say the missing socks are actually just sock puppets, living their best lives in a world of puppet shows and sock-filled puppet theaters. It's a wild theory, but we've seen some pretty wild things around here.
Want to learn more? Check out this in-depth analysis of the sock puppet theory.
This one's a classic: the missing socks are actually just being sucked into a parallel universe by an ancient, sock-loving deity. It's a bit of a reach, but hey, we've seen stranger things.
Read more about this bizarre phenomenon on our sock-hiding-theories blog.
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