sock-hierarchy

the great sock puppet of the internet

a guide to the socky depths

Welcome, dear reader, to the sock-hierarchy, a labyrinthine repository of all things sock-related. Herein lies a world of wonder, a realm of ridiculousness, and a kingdom of knee-highs.

ankle-socks are for those who like to keep their socks loose, but not too loose, like a well-tailored sock puppet.

over-the-knee-socks are for those who like to get a little too big for their britches.

ankle-socks-of-doom are for those who like to take the risk and get a little too tight.

over-the-knee-socks-of-despair are for those who like to take it too far.

sock-socks-of-the-apocalypse are for those who like to go full-tilt and get a little too... interesting.

and that's all for now, folks. may the socks be ever in your favor.

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