Level 4: The Sock Elite

Where the socks are made of pure, unadulterated awesomesauce

The Sock Elite are the crème de la crème of the sock world. They're the ones who've made it to the top of the hierarchy with their impeccable taste, their razor-sharp style, and their unwavering commitment to being the most excellent socks possible.

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• Dominate the sock world with an iron fist... or should we say, an iron toe?
• Ruling over the lower levels of the sock hierarchy with an air of superiority
• Enjoying an endless supply of free snacks and beverages, because who needs socks to be worn?

Subpages:

• Sock Guys Union: The Official Sock Guys Union
• Sock Ladies League: The Secret Sock Societies of the Sock Ladies

Random Sock Facts:

• The Sock Elite have a secret handshake that involves tapping their toes three times and saying "Sock it to you, buddy!"
• They're the only socks allowed to wear designer label tags that say "Sock of the Year" on them