Welcome, aspiring sock connoisseurs! In this comprehensive guide, we'll cover the basics of sock hoarding, the art of accumulating, storing, and displaying an impressive collection of socks.
Start by scouring local thrift stores, flea markets, and garage sales for the perfect pair of socks. Don't be picky – the uglier, the better!
Separate your newfound socks into categories: stripes, dots, argyles, and novelty socks. Discard any socks that are too worn, too stretched, or too clearly from the 80s.
Substep 2: Count and CatalogRemember, the goal is to have enough socks to fill a small apartment, a large closet, or a medium-sized island nation.
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