Warning: This site may trigger extreme feelings of panic and existential dread in those who struggle with Sock Hoarding Anxiety Disorder (SHAD). If you're experiencing SHAD symptoms, do not visit this page alone.
We're not saying it's not our problem, but have you seen our sock collection? It's... impressive.
Current Sock Hoard: 427
Submissions for our Sock of the Month club:
We're not therapists, but we're willing to chat with you about your SHAD. Just don't try to take our socks.
Disclaimer: Socktopia is not responsible for any lost time, relationships, or dignity due to excessive sock hoarding.
Read our origin story to understand how we became the Sock Hoarding Capital of the World.
Book a therapy session with our trained Sock Whisperers.
Don't forget to call our Sock Hotline if you're experiencing a SHAD episode.
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