A lone sock, sitting on a bed, feeling very pleased with itself.
Why do we hoard socks, you ask?
We hoard them for the same reason you do: because we love them.
It's not just about the socks, it's about the memories we've made with them.
The holes we've punched, the stains we've made.
We're not just hoarding socks, we're hoarding our childhoods.
So, if you see us with our sock collection, don't be alarmed.
We're not crazy, we're just sentimental.
(Or, you know, you can just keep scrolling, and we'll keep making fun of ourselves)