Sock Hoarding Contract Terms

By using our Sock Hoarding Service, you agree to the following:

1. Article 1: Sock Ownership

   Upon signing up, you will be granted ownership of all the socks in your sock drawer.

2. Article 2: Sock Hoarding Limitations

   You are not allowed to use the socks for any purpose other than extreme hoarding.

3. Article 3: Sock Hoarding Consequences

   If you fail to meet the requirements of this contract, you will be subject to the following penalties:

   1. 3.1: Sock Confiscation

      We reserve the right to confiscate all the socks you've collected up to this point.

   2. 3.2: Sock Re-Education

      You will be forced to watch an endless loop of Sock Hoarding documentaries.

   3. 3.3: Sock Rehabilitation

      You will be required to undergo intensive Sock Hoarding therapy sessions.

Sock Hoarding Therapy Sessions are available upon request.

Sock Confiscation Rules and Regulations are available upon request.

Sock Hoarding Documentaries are available upon request.