Sock Hording is a Problematic Behavior

A guide to understanding and recovering from the addiction

Are you a sock hoarder? Do you find yourself surrounded by mountains of clean, folded socks? Do you hoard them like they're going out of style? Well, you're not alone.

But seriously, sock hording is a real problem. It's not just about the physical space it takes up, it's about the emotional attachment you form with those socks. It's like they're tiny, comforting friends that never judge you.

But friends, it's time to break free. Here are some steps to help you recover from this addiction:

• Admit you have a problem.
• Sort your socks into categories (yes, this is a thing).
• Donate or discard those that are no longer loved.
• Implement a "one in, one out" policy (i.e., get rid of an old sock for every new one you bring home).

And for those of you who are struggling, don't worry, there are resources available:

Join our Sock Hording Support Group for help and guidance.

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