Sock Hoarding Anonymous Support Groups

We're not alone. We're all hoarders of socks.

Join us for our weekly meetings, where we'll discuss our love of missing socks, our favorite laundry days, and the best methods for storing them.

Our 12-Step Program for Sock Hoarders, where the 7th step is "Make a sock-filled nest in your closet, and never leave it."

Share your darkest sock hoarding secrets with us, and we'll make sure to not judge you.

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