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As seen on the cover of Sock Obsession Magazine:
Sock hoarding is a real and serious issue, folks. It's a condition that affects millions of people worldwide, leaving behind a trail of missing socks, guilty consciences, and unfulfilled dreams of matching pairs.
According to our sources (aka, a guy on the internet), 75% of Americans are secretly sock hoarders, with the majority of them being women (no, we're not biased).
But why the obsession? Is it the thrill of the hunt? The satisfaction of a perfectly matched pair? Or is it just plain old laziness? The world may never know.
We're not here to judge. We're here to help. Visit our Sock Therapy page for resources and support.