The Unofficial Sock Hoarding Guide

Sock hoarding: the art of accumulating, collecting, and obsessively storing an excessive number of socks. It's not just a habit, it's a lifestyle.

Warning: this guide is not for the faint of heart. Sock hoarding can lead to:

• Excessive laundry bills
• Cluttered closets
• A strong aversion to matching socks

Chapter 1: The Sock Hoarder's Creed

"I will never match, I will never match, I will never match...". The Sock Hoarder's Creed.

Read more about the Sock Hoarder's Code of Ethics Learn advanced Sock Hoarding Techniques Discover the dangers of Sock Hoarding